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White People Stuff I Need to Do

I am a first generation American, born into a Chinese family who immigrated from Hong Kong decades ago. I feel that I have missed out on a lot of great, fun white/American people activities . So now, I am taking this opportunity to think of things that white people do for fun that I have never done before and really should. As I think of other things to do, I will add them to this list and I will strike out things as I experience them. This is meant to be serious but sort of funny… enjoy =D

  1. visit Disney World in Orlando, Florida >> May/June ’09 – can’t wait to go back!
  2. make and eat s’mores >> July ’09 – had some for July 4th in VA!
  3. go hiking >> Aug ’09 – the great Southwest (Arches Nat’l Park, Utah), it is amazing out there!
  4. carve a Halloween pumpkin
  5. full-on multi-day camping in the woods
  6. cross-country road tripping
  7. build/watch a bonfire
  8. play paintball with friends
  9. go to a costume party >> or a party in general, this item seems doubtful, I hate socializing 🙂
  10. crash a wedding >> also doubtful
  11. ride in the back of a pickup truck
  12. attend a Nascar race
  13. go kayaking
  14. go white-water rafting
  15. visit Sea World in Orlando, Florida
  16. toast and eat a marshmallow on a stick at camp
  17. visit Busch Garden in Tampa, Florida
  18. hike Mount Rushmore in Keystone, South Dakota
  19. own and wear an argyle sweater >>Wore a purple argyle sweater with beige and pink
  20. promise to learn a new language >> currently learning Mandarin and Japanese
  21. eat hummus >> Aug ’09 – I had a hummus/pita dip appetizer in Utah, not interested in getting it again
  22. ride in a hot air balloon
  23. read The Onion >> And this is how I discovered it – Apple iWheel – I totally fell for it, it looked so real!
  24. go off-roading >> Aug ’09 – Arches National Park, Utah in a Ford F150
  25. go scuba diving
  26. take a year off
  27. social networking >> done, done, and done! Twitter, Facebook, Myspace and personal blogs FTW!
  28. double dutch jump rope >> I missed out on that in elementary school 🙁
  29. eat at white people places like Chipotle and Panera Bread >> been there, done that, love it!
  30. go rock climbing >> went once at Blue Hills
  31. watch a play >> have seen Shear Madness in Boston multiple times!
  32. watch a musical >>July ’09 – Lion King The Musical on Broadway in NYC for my 24th birthday
  33. build a gingerbread house (a real one, not a milk carton one like in elementary school)
  34. go to Disney World for Christmas
  35. watch A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965) >> Dec 2009
  36. watch Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964) >> Dec 2009
  37. watch Frosty the Snowman (1969)
  38. watch How the Grinch Stole Christmas (1966) >> Dec 2009
  39. watch A Garfield Christmas Special (1987)
  40. eat a cannoli
  41. eat ribbon candy
  42. drink sparkling cider
  43. build a snowman
  44. Journey with Gentle Giants @ Georgia Aquarium (Swim or Dive program)
  45. PADI Scuba Certification
  46. build a sand castle
  47. go to a county fair >> July ’10 – Frederick County Fair for my 25th birthday

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乾杯!

I’m on a bike

Oh shit, get your helmets ready
It’s about to go down
Everybody in the street hit the fucking sidewalk
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We riding this, lets go

I’m on a bike, I’m on a bike
Everybody look at me, ’cause I’m riding on a bike
I’m on a bike, I’m on a bike
Take a good hard look
At the motherfucking bike

I’m on a bike motherfucker, take a look at me
Straight rolling on a bike on the hard grey road
Busting 7 speed, wind whipping out my jersey
You can’t stop me motherfucker, cause I’m on a bike

Take a picture, trick, I’m on a bike, bitch
We drinking H20 champ ’cause it’s so fresh
I got my bike shorts and my clippie-cleaties
I’m pulling endoes, you at sea
Straight pulling anchors

I’m riding on a Trek, doin wheelies and shit
This Trek’s pimping, getting everybody all wet
But this ain’t TourDeFrance, this is real as it gets
I’m on a bike, motherfucker, don’t you ever forget

I’m on a bike and it’s going fast and
I got a gear themed, Pashmina Afghan
I’m the king of the world, on a bike like Lance
If you’re in the water, then you’re sure not me, oh
Get the fuck up, this bike is real

Fuck sea, I’m on a bike, motherfucker
Fuck boats, I jump curbs, motherfucker
I’m on the road with my boys, motherfucker
This 7 speed make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now
Arms spread wide on the handlebar
Gonna ride this bike to the moon somehow
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I’d be on a bike
It’s a big grey rocky road
Lance Armstrong, look at me, oh, all feet on clips
Never thought I’d see the day
When a fly bike coming my way
Believe me when I say I fucked a downhiller

I’m on a bike, I’m on a bike
Everybody look at me
‘Cause I’m riding on a bike
I’m on a bike, I’m on a bike
Take a good hard look
At the motherfucking bike


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乾杯!

Deciding on what video game system to own?

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Cheers!

The Little Doohickey


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Just tink woomun!


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stoopid neenjas

乾杯!
Cheers!

Oh, heem? He choking.

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Cheers!

X BOX 360


Source: Vinny’s signature on CAG

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Cheers!

Medicine Fail


Source: Failblog.org

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Winter

Lately, this pretty much sums up my opinion of winter in Boston:

乾杯!
Cheers!