Archive for Biking

I’m on a bike

Oh shit, get your helmets ready
It’s about to go down
Everybody in the street hit the fucking sidewalk
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We riding this, lets go

I’m on a bike, I’m on a bike
Everybody look at me, ’cause I’m riding on a bike
I’m on a bike, I’m on a bike
Take a good hard look
At the motherfucking bike

I’m on a bike motherfucker, take a look at me
Straight rolling on a bike on the hard grey road
Busting 7 speed, wind whipping out my jersey
You can’t stop me motherfucker, cause I’m on a bike

Take a picture, trick, I’m on a bike, bitch
We drinking H20 champ ’cause it’s so fresh
I got my bike shorts and my clippie-cleaties
I’m pulling endoes, you at sea
Straight pulling anchors

I’m riding on a Trek, doin wheelies and shit
This Trek’s pimping, getting everybody all wet
But this ain’t TourDeFrance, this is real as it gets
I’m on a bike, motherfucker, don’t you ever forget

I’m on a bike and it’s going fast and
I got a gear themed, Pashmina Afghan
I’m the king of the world, on a bike like Lance
If you’re in the water, then you’re sure not me, oh
Get the fuck up, this bike is real

Fuck sea, I’m on a bike, motherfucker
Fuck boats, I jump curbs, motherfucker
I’m on the road with my boys, motherfucker
This 7 speed make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now
Arms spread wide on the handlebar
Gonna ride this bike to the moon somehow
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I’d be on a bike
It’s a big grey rocky road
Lance Armstrong, look at me, oh, all feet on clips
Never thought I’d see the day
When a fly bike coming my way
Believe me when I say I fucked a downhiller

I’m on a bike, I’m on a bike
Everybody look at me
‘Cause I’m riding on a bike
I’m on a bike, I’m on a bike
Take a good hard look
At the motherfucking bike


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